" near misses "

 [ "near miss" ]

1: An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.

  * e.g.,  ... Due to an aircontroller's ineptitude, the two flights to LAX were in a near miss situation. 

 [ "near Miss" ]

1: an almost successful pickup

  * e.g.,  ... Ted was so close to hooking up with Amy, then he blew it with a stupid remark. She's another near Miss of his. 

 [ "near miss" ]

1: Someone that is so close to being a spa.

  * e.g.,  ... Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss. 

 [ "Near Miss Porn Stomach" ]

1: That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard

  * e.g.,  ... Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards 

 [ "A Near Miss Frog Kiss" ]

1: A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”

  * e.g.,  ... “Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!” This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college) 

 [ "A Near Miss Frog Kiss" ]

1: A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”

  * e.g.,  ... “Wow Girl! You just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!” This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)